funny quotes about dieting and exercise

Why does it have to be chocolate? If you have (or had) toxic relationships of any kind, read this now! -By Sam Benson Smith-. Aw man!!

-By Sam Benson Smith-, Q: How does the Energizer bunny stay in shape? I hope these funny dieting quotes help you to stay strong and laugh a little as you try to lose weight. These weight loss jokes will have you laughing so hard that you might even burn a few calories. Opps.

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Dieting can be challenging. I was right.

Whenever I feel sad, I just go to my happy place. But ultimately I lose all the hope for dieting. Stop rewarding yourself with food. Learn more about my, The Life Changing Power of Gratitude And Appreciation, If You’re Not Happy, You Might Have “Life Dysmorphia”, Reminder: Any food eaten while standing in front of the refrigeration still have calories. I got sweaty and short of breath.

Get your copy today (link at the bottom of description) My name is Sharee, I am 30yrs old and over the course of 5 years I lost 121 pounds, by following a vegan diet and hard work!.

The fridge. It's enough to make a mango crazy. I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. When I was pregnant with my son Ari, I gained about 90 pounds on my five foot 3 three frame. Height: 5'8 Highest weight: 256 Current Weight…. Why can’t I be comforted by kale? I discovered a shortcut today.

_It needed a lot of courage. Imagine your cells smiling back at you saying “Thank you!” -Karen Salmansohn, Whatever your problem is, the answer is not in the fridge.

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Plus, you’ll immediately receive a chunklette of Karen’s bestselling Bounce Back Book! But I finally gave up dieting. A: Chewing. Post these funny diet quote images on your refrigerator for extra weight loss willpower.

Meanwhile... Q: What do you call a non-amateur live bacteria? But that’s also why it’s worth doing. Diets are hard. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce.

Jun 6, 2012 - A board that provides quotes about diet and exercise, that hopefully will keep you motivated.

Because…I’m a recovered stress eater. Im gonna be squatting ALL DAY.. ERR DAY.

– Karen Salmansohn, Eating healthy food fills your body with energy and nutrients. _I never give up to lose some pounds but it is continuously finding me.

Don't have time.

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For both, funny tips and funny quotes I will include the author when the author is known. And no, I was not pregnant with a teenager!

Q. Unless it’s unpleasant.

Results from dieting take time, but when they do come they’re definitely worth it. If you don't feel as good as you used to, then this free evalutaion is for you. -By Sam Benson Smith-, I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and all I could think was, "I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me.". But I remained 20 pounds over my healthy weight. I never thought I'd be the type of person who would get up early in the morning to exercise.

When someone tells me I gained weight, I just say I’m in the process of westward expansion. Stop trying to stuff down your feelings with food. "I’m not interested in any diet plan unless it lets me use rollover calories. I only seem to remember I want to lose weight after eating 9 cookies.

Don’t forget, you are what you eat….

And I have kept the weight off ever since! My wife is on a tropical food diet, the house is full of the stuff. So I went into research mode. When the author is not known I will leave the author space blank. I hope these funny dieting quotes help you to stay strong and laugh a little as you try to lose weight. Chewing.

You caught me eating my feelings. A rabbit only eats vegetables, runs and hops all day long, and only lives 5 years. Q: What was the terracotta figurine’s favorite superfood? – Karen Salmansohn, Reminder: Any food eaten while standing in front of the refrigeration still have calories. Please go to your inbox and click the confirmation link we just emailed you to download your free eBook now!

These funny fitness ecards will inspire you to hit the gym. Therefore, find the exercise you love, mingle and have fun. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Ooops.

Meanwhile a tortoise doesn't run and does nothing energetic, yet it lives for 450 years. They're not going to inspire you to get in shape but we promise you'll laugh... real hard. I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have any more food. Today I bought a cupcake without the sprinkles.

Binge Excuse #27: I only eat the entire bag of chips in 1 sitting so I won’t be tempted to eat the chips later. A: The Diet of Worms. Keep doing what you can.

Someone should open an ice cream shop with flavors like “Don’t be sad” and “You deserve better.” – Karen Salmansohn, Don’t allow a problem you’re having with a person to become an eating problem.

Immediately you'll get whisked a free chunk of my best selling Bounce Back Book! My skin flushed and my heart raced. Hi! If you put your Fitbit in the dryer, you can get a head start on your steps. A. Ate salad for dinner!

I read piles of research on emotional eating.

Then I developed weight loss motivation tools to retrain my brain to naturally crave healthier foods and more self-loving habits. I will show you how to rewire your thoughts and emotions around food – so you master your cravings. My thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire. Very dangerous.

After my son was born, I lost some of the weight. 2.

I don't need a personal trainer as much as I need someone to follow me around and slap the unhealthy foods out of my hand. If you work at home….

I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment.

A desserter. "Wow, that Lean Cuisine really filled me up," said no one ever. And you tell me to eat well and exercise! Eventually I wound up experiencing health issues around my weight gain. Read the Privacy Policy for more information. Don’t miss out! If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? Too tired.

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I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me. I believe that your fitness should be social. A: A Pro-Biotic Ladies – want to drop 5 pounds? And cheese.

A whale swims all day, only consumes fish and water, and is fat. Let's see some beast mode squats!

Jan 22, 2015 - Explore VEGAN's board "Funny Diet Quotes" on Pinterest. I had 3,800 steps in before I put on my pants! – Karen Salmansohn. We are no longer supporting IE (Internet Explorer) as we strive to provide site experiences for browsers that support new web standards and security practices.

Q: What do you call an American folk hero who starts a weight loss trend? And they taste delicious. It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit.

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